The preacher buys a parrot
|A preacher is buying a parrot.”Are you sure it doesn’t scream, yell, or swear?”...
Jeff Foxworthy in the Middle ages
You know you’re Castle Trash if……Your shroud of Turin is painted on velvetYour daughter’s...
A birthday party
Q:What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?A:I scream
Benefits of having Alzheimer’s disease
|5. You never have to watch reruns on television.4. You are always meeting new...
Female Lawyer
Q: What is the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?A: Lipstick
The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order…
The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order a...
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born?
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born? To knock the penises off...
A Perfect Woman Is…
What’s the definition of a perfect woman?a) Three feet tall with a round hole...
Men’s Rude Awakening
The men who do make it to Heaven are going to have a rude...
Bad eyes.
A college couple is under a tree on campus making out. After a while,...