What’s a glow worms favorite song?
|What’s a glow worms favorite song?Wake me up before you glow glow!
Yo’ Mama Jokes
Yo’ Mama is so fat, she tried to fit into a pair of ‘BVD’s...
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
Why do women have smaller feet than men?So they can stand closer to the...
Recycling
A wife arriving home after a shopping trip, was horrified to find her husband...
Three religious truths
There are three religious truths:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.2. Protestants...
Advantage: Woman!
Why it’s better to be a Woman!1. We got off the Titanic first.2. We...
The organization is like a tree full of monkeys…
The organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on differentlimbs at different...
There were two cows in a paddock…
There were two cows in a paddock, enjoying the sun and eating some grass....
A lawyers tomstone.
A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe...
Irishman declares war
|Saddam Hussein is sitting at home when the phone rings. He picks it up...