Nose Picking Glossary
THE KIDDIE PICK…When you’re by yourself and you uninhibitedly twist your forefinger into your...
Three guys go into a bar, one in a wheelchair, one…
Three guys go into a bar, one in a wheelchair, one is blind and...
They Eloped
First Convict: I heard the Warden’s daughter up and married a guy down on...
Drummer problems
|A musical director was having a lot of trouble with one drummer. He talked...
Ultra dumb people 02
A man walked in to a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Shop, and asked for all...
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor…
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor.”I’m sure I’ve got a liver disease,...
Farmer
A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in...
Dogs and fleas
Good question…Do dogs have fleas, or do fleas have dogs?hmmmm.
Guru and Novacaine
Why did the guru refuse Novacaine when he went to his dentist?He wanted to...
Sex Education
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he...