Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town…
Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town. “How’rethangs with y’all, Pete?” one asked.”Not...
Stalagmice!
|What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?Stalagmice!
A 12 inch ___
Two friends were playing golf when one pulled out a cigar. He didn’t have...
What do you call a boomerang…
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A: A stick!
Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London?
Q: Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London?A: They were...
Business Mergers
Xerox and Wurlitzer: They’re going to make reproductive organsFairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers: New...
How!
Some years ago, on Times Square in NYC, I observed a native American, in...
Morals of Story
One day at the end of class little Billy’s teacher has the class go...
Flies
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a...
What is grey and comes in quarts?
What is grey and comes in quarts?An Elephant.