Why do blondes drive BMWs?
Why do blondes drive BMWs? Because they can spell it.
Taking It With You
As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan...
Pulled over.
A driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. As the officer...
Why could not the blond pass her drivers test?
Q: Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test? A: Every time the car...
Cow Priced Like A Car
What would happen if we priced our “COWS” using the same criteria the auto...
College Dorm
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
You Must Be A Redneck If
* You recycle your own toilet paper * Your mom has to shave more...
Elevator Magic
A hillbilly family took a vacation to New York City. One day, the father...
Why were blondes created?
Q: Why were blondes created?A: Because sheep can’t bring beer from the fridge
Looking to buy a frog?
|A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “If I show you...