Engineer and Guillotine
Today they’re leading a priest, a drunkard and an engineer to the guillotine.They ask...
Reasons to leave work
|1. Not spending enough quality time with the kitchen applicances.2. Came dressed in only...
Wife Is a Car Feature
Over the weekend, Steve bought a new car. He was so excited about it...
No Worms Please!
A friend went to the kitchen window to check on her two-year-old son, who...
Rob the supermarket
|A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were robbing a supermarket when a police...
Never argue with a women
A couple go on holiday to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota. The husband...
Army Wisdom
A Purple Heart proves three things: you were smart enough to think of a...
Laughing gas in balloons
|At a friend’s wedding, the bridal party filled their car with balloons–all filled with...
Fish jokes 01
|Which fish can perform operations?A Sturgeon!Where do little fishes go every morning?To plaice school!What...
BAR TROUBLESHOOTING CHART
SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.FAULT: Glass empty.ACTION: Get someone to buy you another...