20,000 Cockroaches
Customer: Do you have and cockroaches? Clerk: Yes we sell them to the fisherman....
A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat…
A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat for their 25th...
The Oil Crisis
There are a lot of folks that can’t understand how we ran out of...
Love thy Neighbor
The middle-aged married couple finally moved into the Condo of their dreams, but right...
An airliner was having engine trouble…
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructedthe cabin crew to have...
Others Before Me?
The morning after an all-night honeymoon extravaganza in bed, the newlywed wife snuggles up...
From one of Tom Clancy books…
From one of Tom Clancy’s books:Commanding officer: “Alright! How about an attitude check???” Crew...
Pickles
Q: Why don’t blondes eat pickles?A: Because they can’t get their head in the...
Bad Jokes
Bad Jokes The following riddles and jokes were made up by BADJOKE.EXE, an MS-DOSprogram....
Two drunks
Two drunks are driving down the road drinking beer. All of a sudden they...