Do you need a sign?
Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, “I’m Stupid”. That way...
Jon left for a two day business trip to Chicago…
Jon left for a two day business trip to Chicago. He was only afew...
Stupid attorneys
|A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith.”I locked my keys in...
What is the oldest profession?
|A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to...
A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks…
A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks. As thebartender watches he...
15 Pet Peeves Of Morticians
15 Pet Peeves Of Morticians…Best make-up artist in the world, but your models never...
Computers: Male or Female?
A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English...
Heads and Tails
How is a dog’s tail like the center of a tree?It’s furthest from the...
Medicine Cabinet
Why did the blonde tip toe past the medicine cabinet? So she wouldn’t wake...
What is the worst part about getting a lung transplant?
What’s the worst part about getting a lung transplant?The first couple of times you...