Tracking a Shoo-be-doo-be
Q: What do you look for when you’re tracking a shoo-be-doo-be?A: Shoo-be-doo-be-doo.
From a Southwest Airlines employee….
From a Southwest Airlines employee….”Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX, to YYY. To operate your...
Things Not To Do At A Hostage Negotiation
As Hostage Taker: Demand to speak only with FBI agents Fox Mulder and Dana...
Another Castration
A man went to his doctor and said, “I want to be castrated.”"What?” said...
The problems with golf
|The only problem with golf is that the slow people are always in front...
Another bar joke
A man walked into a bar and guess what he said. ouch!
A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says…
A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says, “Doctor, you’ve got todo something about...
Two Amish women were out picking potatoes in the field…
Two Amish women were out picking potatoes in the field when one of them...
The Priest and the Rabbi.
A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue across the street...
Super Looong List of One-Liners Part 2!
Q. How do you Scare a Man?A. Sneak up behind him and start throwing...