Driving in the Fog and…
Q: What’s the difference between driving in the fog and eating pussy? A: When...
Wedding
She offered her honor, He honored her offer, And so all night long,it was...
Breaking into a house
|A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
Rejection Letter Form
Feel Free to Cut and PasteThe Mr. Right Rejection Letter FormDear ,I...
A peasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull…
A pheasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull. “I would love...
A facelift experience!
A lady goes to the doctor to see about getting a facelift.”Well,” says the...
I marked the spot
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Bathroom Joke
Q. If you’re American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom?A. European.
Computerized Payroll (Y2K)
January 1, 2000Dear (enter employee name here)Re: Vacation PayOur records indicate that you have...
You need an operation!
A lady says to her doctor, “My husband has been complaining that my vagina...