New officer efficiency
|These are actual phrases from Officer Efficiency Reports (performance appraisal for the military officers)....
How do you catch an elephant?
How do you catch an elephant?First you dig a big hole, and fill it...
Jellybean
Why did the jellybean jump off the cliff ?Because he wanted to be a...
Notice
NoticeTo make things easier for all of us, please notice this Important NoticeAbout Notices....
Measuring on the job
|There were three Aggies; one crane operator, one pole climber, one guide. The guide...
Two very successful psychoanalysts occupied offices…
Two very successful psychoanalysts occupied offices in the same building. One was 40 years...
How Hell froze over.
Once, a gay man went to heaven. At the Great Gate, Saint Peter was...
Tea Time
Something to ponder… Do the workers at the Lipton factory get acoffee break?
Yo’ Mama Jokes
Yo’ Mama is so fat, she tried to fit into a pair of ‘BVD’s...
yo mama so ugly… blind..
Yo mama’s so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.