Emergency Kit
Josh was helping Sally, the blonde, clean out the trunk of her car. Inside,...
Put me into a fighting mood
|Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...
The Bobbitt Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my penis I will keep,...
Laboratory Rabbit Freedom
Laboratory Rabbit Freedom A rabbit one day managed to break free from the laboratory...
Paddy was an inveterate drunkard
|Paddy was an inveterate drunkard. The priest met him one day, and gave him...
Men Snore Because
Why do men snore?When they fall asleep, their balls cover their assholes and they...
Philly Cops
Two men are driving through Philadelphia when they get pulled over by a Highway...
Little Johnny walked into his dad’s bedroom…
Little Johnny walked into his dad’s bedroom one day only catch him sitting on...
TGIF On Shoes
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?A: Toes Go In First.
You know what that little red dot means in the middle…
You know what that little red dot means in the middle of an Indian...