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Dog Property Laws
1. If I like it, it’s mine.2. If its in my mouth, it’s mine.3....
The bank manager was in the final stages of hiring…
The bank manager was in the final stages of hiring a cashierandwas down to...
Got a headache
It was a warm, sunny Sunday, so a man and his wife decided to...
Great lines from job evaluations!
1. I would not allow this employee to breed.2. This associate is really not...
Xmas Like A Day At the Office
Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?You do all the work...
Blonde Detective
A policeman was interviewing three blondes who wanted to become detectives. To test their...
Lost far from a home
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Ode To A Mammogram
For years ‘n years they told me, “Be careful of your breasts. Don’t ever...
Buns and Puns!
One Monday morning, Grover picking up the kids along a new bus route.At the...