Flying to Frankfurt
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Bart Simpson’s Chalkboard Archive
Bart Simpson’s Chalkboard Archive I will not carve gods.I will not spank others.I will...
Worried
“I’m worried,” said the woman to her sex therapist. “I happened to find my...
A Smart Man!
A foursome of senior golfers hit the course with waning enthusiasm for the sport.”These...
Texan Buys Spread
A loud American, looking for properties to buy out in Australia is in the...
I’ll never forget the first time I saw my husband…
I’ll never forget the first time I saw my husband, He was standing on...
Salad
Boss asks secretary “Do you know what the difference is between a Caesar Salad...
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?Depth perception.
Ever Wonder?
Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I’m halfway through my fish sandwich...
Silence
Father: Did Paul bring you home last night?Daughter: Yes, it was late. Daddy. Did...