Soviet Sausage Joke #1
Capitalism, Socialism, and Communism have a meeting for tea at noon.Capitalism and Communism arrive...
Dog Named Sex (Classic)
Usually everyone who has a dog would call the dog Rover or something. I...
Let me say grace!
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
Mileage
A blonde wanted to sell her old car, but nobody wished to buy a...
Power Of Observation
It is recounted that at King’s College in the Strand around the time of...
YO MAMMMA….!
Yo mamma’s so stupid she got trapped in a bathroom and wet her pants!
Good Lawyers?
What is the difference between a good Lawyer and a great Lawyer?Answer: A good...
Interview with Hillary
Well, I was interviewing Hillary Clinton the other day, and we came to the...
New Antibiotic
At a major medical convention, a noted internist arises to announce that he has...
Tiger Woods vs. Stevie Wonder!
At a celebrity party, Stevie Wonder meets golf champ Tiger Woods and mentions that...