Frog meets a Psychic
A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, “You are going tomeet a...
Poem of English
|Dearest creature in creation,Study English pronunciation.I will teach you in my verseSounds like corpse,...
One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten…
One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten for lunch. Not finding his mother...
Technological Doctor
One day, a man complained to his friend, “My elbow really hurts, guess I...
White House Ghosts
One night, Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House....
Suck It In
I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his ample stomach.Thinking...
Two attorneys went into a diner…
Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches...
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down…
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down.The waiter, who is also...
Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting…
Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting forMaria to get ready for their date....
The woman on the bus.
A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said, “MAN,...