Cool REAL Signs!
At a radiator shop (A-1 Radiator)”Best Place in Town to take a Leak”Sign over...
Murphy’s Laws on Sex
MURPHY’S LAWS ON SEX1. The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the...
yo mama so fat.. drivers license
Yo mama is so fat that her driver’s license says, “Picture continued on other...
Polish Wedding Night
What’s long and hard and a Polish man gives it to his bride on...
A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot…
A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot for hisbirthday. The only problem with this...
What should I do then?
|Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points?Doctor:...
Love stronger than death
The young widow was kneeling at her husband’s grave tending to the weeds, when...
Ostrich & Pussy Cat
A man walked into a pub with an Ostrich and a Pussy Cat. He...
Clear Weather?
As a couple sat in the living room, watching TV, the phone rang.The husband...
The Hollywood/English Dictionary
VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto research...