Elephant Jokes Eight
Q: Why do elephants have trunks?A: Because they would look silly with glove compartments.Q:...
Gates, the Carmaker…
At a recent COMDEX, Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto...
Rooster Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a rooster?A: In the morning a...
A Shaggy Bear Story
Two guys were walking in the woods one day, and they all of a...
10 things men know
10 things men know about women:——————————-1:2:3:4:5:6:7:8:9:10: They have tits
Relativity
Don’t try to understand the theory of relativity.Relativity is like an erection – the...
Blonde in a Circle
A blonde has just gotten a new sports car. She cuts out in front...
The New Hunter
It was Saturday morning as Jake, an avid hunter, woke up ready to go...
How To Drive Your Wife Crazy
Start asking her questions (don’t mistakenly do anything) about cooking, cleaning, and laundry. Say,...