How about a bridal?
“We’d like a room, please,” the bloke said, nodding toward his misses. “We were...
Monkey Organization
An organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at...
yo mamma iz…
your mamma is so ugly, when she was born, she had an incubator with...
HEGS
The Doctor tells his patient that he has H-E-G-S”What’s that?”, the patient asks.”It’s a...
An elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests…
“Look at me.” an elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests at his birthday bash....
IDEAL DATE
Age IDEAL DATE 17 He offers to pay 25 He pays 35 He cooks...
Eyes Light Up
How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in her...
Software Development Process
Software Development Process1) Order the T-shirts for the Development team2) Announce availability3) Write the...
The Hunting Dog
Chester and Earl are going hunting. Chester says to Earl, “I’ll send my dog...
How are you doing?
|A lone tourist who is passing through the suburbs on the way to town...