Only three doors
An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were...
Only Time
I think the only reason my husband likes to go fishing so much is...
Ancient Chinese Torture
A young man was lost wandering in a forest, when he came upon a...
Cost to Get Married?
The little boy asked his dad one evening, “Daddy, how much does it cost...
The Procrastinator’s Creed.
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?Kneel to the Chief!
Baggers and Juicers
A boy was bagging groceries at a supermarket. One day the store installed a...
Man’s Worst Nightmare
What’s a man’s worst nightmare?1) The Super Bowl is pre-empted by a soap opera....
Ruler to Bed
Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long...
A hundred dollars
A man comes home drunk in the wee hours of the morningto find his...