The Procrastinator’s Creed.
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
New dog breed
Did you here about the new dog breed of dog?It’s a cross between a...
Laziness
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day...
Trapped On A Rock
There was a man that was stranded, standing on nothing but a rock in...
Three nuns went to a cucumber stand in an open market…
Three nuns went to a cucumber stand in an open market one day.They asked...
Play on words :)
Ghandi walked barefoot everywhere, to the point that his feet became quite thick and...
Saving one of them
Doctor: We operated on your eyes and we’ve managed to save one of them.Patient:...
Help me Doc!
Woman: Doctor, my husband tells me my pussy’s too big. So I’d like you...
Get a Life
Patient: Doctor, I have a problem. I feel unhealthy and depressed. Doctor: You should...
A morese-quito!
|What has 6 legs, bits and talks in code?A morese-quito!