A man went to the doctor for a check up…
A man went to the doctor for a check up. “How do you feel?”...
Light Bulb 5
How does a blonde change a lightbulb? She says, “Daddy, I want a new...
OOPS! I BLEW THAT ONE!
|A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: “My client...
The Miracle Show…
An old couple were sitting in their living room on a Sunday morning watching...
Rough
Tell ya what though, I don’t have it nearly as rough as one of...
I’ve got a rash
This fella goes to the doctor and says”Doctor, I’ve got a rash round my...
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet…
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said “My dog’s cross-eyed, is...
Female Comebacks
Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that’s why I don’t go...
Lawyer vs Physician
A lawyer and a physician had a dispute over precedence.They referred it to Diogenes,...
You Are A Geek If…
How do you know if you are a geek?Your computer cost $6,000 and your...