Penguin goes into a bar
So ,this penguin goes into a bar and says to the barman “have you...
My Pa Won’t Like It
A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived...
Emergency Kit
Josh was helping Sally, the blonde, clean out the trunk of her car. Inside,...
Pythagoras joke.
Ther was this Indian chief, and he had three wives. They slept in the...
Bad drivers.
Why are women such bad drivers?Because there is no road between the bedroom and...
Welfare Claim Statements
I am forwarding my marriage certificate and six children. I have seven, but one...
Arguments
Any argument that a man and woman are involved in, the woman gets the...
Elephant With Thorn
An elephant is walking through the jungle when she gets a thorn inher foot....
More Computer Viruses!
DANGER: new viruses discovered!:Congressional Virus v2.0 : Runs every program on the hard drive...
No More Fishing For Baby Sis
A boy was taking care of his baby sister while his parents went to...