From the life of the insane
Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted,”I am Napoleon!”Another one said,...
Why do farts smell?
Why do farts smell? So deaf people can enjoy them too.
Men’s Greeting Cards
A survey has found that about 90% of all Hallmark greeting cards are purchased...
A girl sat sobbing in the police station…
A girl sat sobbing in the police station. “I was raped by an Italian.”She...
A young soldier was making his first parachute jump…
A young soldier was making his first parachute jump.The corporal explained the procedure “You...
Blonde quickies 231-240
231. Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides...
Sleep well
Life Insurance Agent:Don’t let me frighten you into a decision. Sleep on it tonight,...
I would like to havea second opinion
|A patient has a sore throat and goes to a doctor to get treatment...
Yo\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’ mama\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s so fat…
Yo’ mama’s so fat when she get’s out of bed in New York she...
If Timex made toasters…
If Timex made toasters…They would be cheap and small quartz-crystal wrist toastersthat take a...