Thin People Don’t
|By Barbara Florio GrahamFrom McCall’s, June, 1983I read every diet I can get my...
Is she feeling any better?
|Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?Nurse:...
I suppose I earned enough
|An elderly and somewhat hard-of-hearing man was sitting in a stylish downtown attorney?s office...
Glazed
A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out...
Bush as a post turtle
While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90 year old man (he...
An old woman came into her doctors office
An old woman came into her doctor’s office and confessed to an embarrassingproblem. “I...
Poem of English
|Dearest creature in creation,Study English pronunciation.I will teach you in my verseSounds like corpse,...
Her Operation!
“A woman goes to her doctor and says she wants an operation because her...
I.Q. of 50?
|What do you call a man with an I.Q. of 50?Gifted!
Two Irishmen
|Two Irishmen were sitting in a four engined plane flying back from a shopping...