A Tool
A dentist friend of mine had a T-shirt which said on the front:Let me...
Bird jokes 05
|Q: What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?A:...
Sneezes
A man and woman are seated next to each other on a plane. After...
Flea Cure
Doctor, Doctor. Have you got anything that will cure fleas?Maybe, what made them sick?
After the party, as the couple was driving home…
After the party, as the couple was driving home, the woman asks herhusband,”Honey, has...
Army Wisdom
A Purple Heart proves three things: you were smart enough to think of a...
Yo mama is so dirty
Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater. Yo mama so...
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center…
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
7 Shots of Vodka!
Man goes to the bar and says “bartender, give me 7 shots of Vodka.”...
No more Jewish jokes!
One guy says to another guy, “Mandelbaum and Rosenstern were talking one day…”Right away,...