A responsible applicant
Employer to applicant: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.” Applicant: “I’m...
During the Mexican/American war…
During the Mexican/American war, an intense long standoff occured along the front. For days...
Two executives working in the garment center are having lunch together…
Two executives working in the garment center are having lunch together. Goldstein says to...
A strange jigsaw puzzle
Paddy gets a phone call from Murphy. “Paddy,” says Murphy, “I’ve got a problem.”"What’s...
Top Twenty Oxymorons
Top Twenty Countdown of the Best Oxymorons…#20 Found missing #19 Resident alien #18 Airline...
One day a teacher was teaching religion…
One day a teacher was teaching religion, when she asked the class”What part of...
lawyer and a mosquito
|What’s the difference between a lawyer and a mosquito?A mosquito drops off you when...
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born?
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born? To knock the penises off...
2 Docs on a Date.
At a medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each...
Work quotes
The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry...