Talking Frog
My 75 year old Dad was taking his daily walk through the park when...
Things You’ll Never Hear A Dad Say
Well, how ’bout that?…I’m lost! Looks like we’ll have to stop and ask for...
Testifying
A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The following exchange took place between...
What’s the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky’s mouth?
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The Drunk and the Nun
There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk, I...
Toddler Miracle Diet!
New Miracle Diet!Flabby people are always on the lookout for a new diet. The...
Insult Collection #17
I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club because they need someone...
Universal excuse form.
The Universal Excuse Form is designed to get you out of the trouble that...
Mrs. Jones is having her house painted…
Mrs. Jones is having her house painted, and her husband comeshome from work and...
Excuses for refusing dates
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