Ducks love grapes
A duck walks into a convenience store. He asks the man at the counter,...
yo mamma iz…
your mamma is so ugly, when she was born, she had an incubator with...
You Mama’s So Hairy…
Yo mama’s so hairy…- Yo mama’s so hairy, they filmed “Gorillas in the Mist”...
Say Again?
A numbers mob was looking for a runner to pick up betting cash in...
50 things to do at Walmart
1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them...
Blonde quickies 201-220
201. Q: Whats black and fuzzy and hangs from the ceiling ? A: A...
Two men are discussing their lives…
Two men are discussing their lives. One says, “I’m getting married.I’m tired of a...
When I stopped the bus to pick up little five year old Chris…
When I stopped the bus to pick up little five year old Chris forpreschool,...
You know you are in a Texas church when
People grumble about Noah letting coyotes on the ark. The preacher says, “I’d like...
My Pa Won’t Like It
A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived...