Elephant jokes 09
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Potential and Reality
A teenager comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father...
New officer efficiency
|These are actual phrases from Officer Efficiency Reports (performance appraisal for the military officers)....
How do you get 20 vice presidents in a mini-van?
How do you get 20 vice presidents in a mini-van?Promote one and watch the...
Amicable old lady
“Dear Reyer School, God bless you for the beautiful radio I won at your...
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist…
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist.”I’m in love with my horse,” he said.”But...
Criminal Hall of Shame
Every day, we are assaulted by stories of stupid people — many of whom...
How’d you get that black eye?
First man: How’d you get that black eye?Second man: I called some woman a...
What time does the bar open?
At 3 AM a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a...
Something Fishy Here!
LIFE UNDER THE SEAWhat is life like under the sea? Is it a dogfish...