Insult Collection #6
We hear you are a lady killer. They take one look at you and...
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? Seven…one to mix...
You should learn to be more polite
|One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as...
What has two legs and bleeds?
What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.
What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.
Life is cruel
What women want in a relationship: A handsome, loving professionalman who will just love...
A Lutheran minister is driving down…
A Lutheran minister is driving down to New York to see the radio show...
The Wolf Man…HOWL!
The Wolf Man comes home one day from a long day at the office.”How...
Soviet Sausage Joke #1
Capitalism, Socialism, and Communism have a meeting for tea at noon.Capitalism and Communism arrive...
Things adults learn from their kids.
There is no such thing as child-proofing your houseIf you spray hair spray on...