What are the three words you do not want to hear while making love?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
Mixed football jokes
A burglary was recently committed at West Ham’s ground and the entire contents of...
Successful Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did the operation go?”"The operation was a success,...
Chess Nuts
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the...
Measure Intelligence
Q: How do you measure a blonde’s intelligence?A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in...
How are a blonde legs like cheese wiz?
How are a blonde’s legs like cheese wiz? They’re both useless unless they’re spread!
Timber!
So Sven and Ole were out working in the forest one day. They had...
Chemical Properties of Woman
Element: WomanSymbol: WoAtomic Weight: Accepted as 118, but known to vary 105-175.Discoverer: AdamOccurrence: Copious...
Ebonics Version of Windows ’98
Ebonics Version of Windows ’98 Debuts!Microsoft has announced that its special Ebonics version of...
What is Green, Slimy…
What is Green, Slimy, and Smells like Pork?Kermit’s Dick