Not a foot
An extremely drunk man looking for a whorehouse stumblesinto a Podiatrist’s office instead and...
A man went to the doctor to get a physical…
A man went to the doctor to get a physical, afterthe doctor examined him,...
The absolved
There was a large nuclear accident and one of the worlds largest cities was...
What is the definition of ultimate rejection?
What is the definition of ultimate rejection? Your hand falling asleep while masturbating.
Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?
Q: Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?A: It saves...
The Cremation
Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down nextto the grieving widow. “How...
Centipede jokes
|Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby...
Blonde quickies 121-140
121. Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a limousine? A: Not everybody...
Addicted to Internet Porn
Signs Your Partner is – During foreplay, he’s always double-clicking your G-spot. – His...
Monk of little words.
A young Catholic priest decided to enter a monastery. He joined one particularly strict...