Three Girls
There were three girls in a bar. One girl says…”I can get a whole...
Condoms In Ears
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Taylor was desperate for business, and was happy to be appointed by the court...
Ken: So Mr. President…
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Why wasn’t Jesus born in West Virginia?
Why wasn’t Jesus born in West Virginia?Well God found plenty of guys who liked...
A blonde goes for a job interview…
A blonde goes for a job interview in an office.The interviewer decides to start...
Geneologist
What is the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist?One looks up the family...
Top 10 signs of a bad christmas tree.
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Looking Good
While her husband was lying down, his wife removed his glasses. “You know, honey,”...
The Bartender and the Blonde
A bartender was working the late shift. While he was working, a beautiful blonde...