We’ve all heared that a million monkeys banging on a…
We’ve all heared that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriterswill eventually reproduce...
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The FBI puts an Ad in the newspaper, “Wanted FBI agents.” After sorting through...
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Why did Bill Clinton…
Q: Why did Bill Clinton quit playing the saxaphone?A: Because he went to the...
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A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his...
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A fellow’s wife was very worried about her husband’s heavy drinking and one night...
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