How Much For the Room?
Bridegroom: How much for the room? Hotel Clerk: Twenty dollars apiece. Bridegroom: Okay. Here’s...
Mail carriers.
What kind of drugs are mail carriers not tested for?SPEED!
Stealing from a store
|This is supposedly a true story, it happened in a small town of the...
I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar…
I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar the other night...
The hotel Astor had hired a new bus driver…
The hotel Astor had hired a new bus driver and instructed him to meet...
Bill and Bob met at the club for their weekly golf game…
Bill and Bob met at the club for their weekly golf game.And for the...
Little Johnny can count.
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.”Yes,” he said. “I do....
Mr. Owls
Knock knock.- Who’s there?Owls.- Owls who?That’s right! Owls hoo!
Things You Don’t Want To Hear
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:Better save that. We’ll need it for...
Funny bubbles
Mother Mary held her daughter, 20 minutes under water.Not to save herself from troubles,...