Are you going to take her?
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
If a tree falls in the forest, and there’s…
If a tree falls in the forest, and there’s noone there to hear it,...
Fatherly feelings
One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby’s crib. Silently she...
Polish Space Program
Q: What’s delaying the hillbilly space program?A: Development of a working match.
Bill Gates at the pearly gates!
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being sized...
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
|Why is the snail the strongest animal?Because he carries a house on his back!
To be young again…
A man asked his wife, “What would you most like for your birthday?”She said,...
To My Dear Spouse…
O MY DEAR WIFE,During the past year I have tried to make love to...
Computer Ease!
Computer Ease! The following are new Windows messages that are under consideration for the...
keep flies out of the kitchen
|How do you keep flies out of the kitchen?Put a pile of manure in...