Women’s Snappy Comebacks
Women’s Snappy Comebacks:Man: =”Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the...
Polak: Build Me A Box
A Polak went to a carpenter and said, “Can you build me a box...
Two children are in a doctor’s waiting room…
Two children are in a doctor’s waiting room, and one of them is crying....
man’s idea of housework?
|What’s a man’s idea of housework?Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.
your mama is so fat
Yo mama is so fat she uses her underwear for bungy jumping.
Married Men’s Magazine
Did you hear about the new men’s magazine that caters exclusively to married men?It’s...
On visting a seriously ill lawyer in the hospital…
On visting a seriously ill lawyer in the hospital, his friend found himsitting up...
Why did the cactus cross the road?
Why did the cactus cross the road?It was stuck to the dumb chickenSent by...
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and…
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob...
Worries about mad cow disease
|There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...