Little Johnny walked into his dad’s bedroom…
Little Johnny walked into his dad’s bedroom one day only catch him sitting on...
The real treasure
An 8 year old boy walks home from school each day past an 8...
The wife is not speaking to me
|One night, this guy come into a bar and asks the bartender for a...
Caught napping excuses!
Some quick thinking to get out of the “caught napping jam!”…They told me at...
Measuring on the job
|There were three Aggies; one crane operator, one pole climber, one guide. The guide...
Yo mama so fat.. tripped
Yo mamma’s so fat, she tripped on 4th Avenue and landed on 12th.
Call the Doctor
After an accident, a woman stepped forward and prepared to help the victim. She...
Schizophrenia
What is the best thing about schizophrenia?You’re never alone!
Definitions By Gender
THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female: Any part under a car’s hood. Male: The strap fastener...
How many mimes?
Q. How many mimes does it take to screw in a light bulb?A. 2,...