An old man and an old woman were sitting…
An old man and an old woman were sitting at the breakfasttable on the...
Politically Correct Terms
New Official Politically Correct Terms for the 90′sOLD—————NEWconservative–reactionarythe establishment–white power elitehearing person–temporarily aurally abledsighted...
Great truths about life.
Great truths about life:1. Raising teenagers is like trying to nail Jell-O to a...
Request for a raise :)
The male sexual organ requests a promotion and a raise for the following reasons:...
What do you call a blonde lesbian?
What do you call a blonde lesbian? A waste.
Marriage and Cheating
Marriage was invented because it’s only so much fun to cheat at cards.
Selling the Wife
A drunk walked into a bar crying. One of the other men in the...
On Divorce
Divorce is bachelorhood, with strings attached…Tis better to have loved and lost….than have to...
Hollow
Why can’t a ghost have sex??Because he has a hollow weenie!
A responsible applicant
Employer to applicant: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.” Applicant: “I’m...