The Y2K Blonde!
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Crazy Nun
One day a little old nun was going 35 miles an hour down the...
Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
New weapon Chicken Gun
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Blonde on blonde
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports carand...
Star bangled banner
You might be a redneck if you think the last words to The Star...
A responsible applicant
Employer to applicant: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.” Applicant: “I’m...
An American and an Irishman
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The Frog Scientist
There was this not too bright scientist doing a study on how frogs respond...
In the ravine.
One day, Jim and Bob are out golfing. Jim slices his ball deep into...