The Splice
A man went to a doctor to have his penis enlarged. Well, this particular...
The Basic Laws of Work
Business Rules to Live ByIf you can’t get your work done in the first...
Doctor, should I file my nails?
|Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.
Packers
Why did the Packers tear up the end zone after a Vikings Game?There was...
Mommy Dearest!
As I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3-year-old daughter was having a...
Goofy Wundermints!
Why do banks charge you a “non-sufficient funds” fee on money they already know...
How about a bridal?
“We’d like a room, please,” the bloke said, nodding toward his misses. “We were...
Why does Clinton…
Why does Clinton were underwear? To keep his ankles warm!
Name a…
Q: Name a clock, a jock and a crock.A: Big Ben, Joe Nameth and...
Tree Talk
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods.A small...