Putting it in.
A married man goes to confessional and tells the priest, “I had an affair...
Day after Christmas.
It’s the day after Christmas and young Johnny rides his new bike up to...
Iowa Taxidermist in Alabama
This guy walks into a bar in Alabama and orders a white wine. Everybody...
Amish meet The Elevator
An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by...
Three Chinese daughters
A Chinese man had three daughters; he asked his eldest daughter what kind of...
Wart’s new!
|What do you say if you meet a toad?Wart’s new!
Good morning ladies…
This blind guy was walking pass the fish market and he said”Good morning ladies..”
Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...
Needs Ironing
A man and his wife were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary at the same...
Did you hear about the woman who has five legs?
Did you hear about the woman who has five legs? Her knickers fit her...