The blonde and the screen door
What does a blonde and a screen door have in common?The more you bang...
Soldier’s Ambition
An army Major visiting the sick soldiers, went to one private and asked, “What’s...
Polish Groom Is:
Q: How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?A: He’s...
Elephant jokes 06
|What’s the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather?One roars with pain and...
Man and wife at the zoo
It’s a beautiful warm spring day and a man and his wife are at...
Chilly
Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran...
The Kid Who Knew too much .
One day a boy approached his mother with a question. “Mom, how come every...
The Wish…..
There was this boy that lived with his mother.One night the boy woke up...
Real news headlines 01
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Include your Children...
Disorderly conduct
|Three men stood before a judge on a charge of drunk and disorderly conduct...