Keep the Motor Running
It was the stir of the town when an 80-year-old man married a 20-year-old...
Quotes of companies
|Here are some of the submissions of actual comments, notices, and statements coming out...
Ultimate rejection!
What is the ultimate rejection?When you are masturbating and your hand falls asleep!
Dumb Funnies!
What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.Why was the Tomato...
Missed the word
“Dad,” said the boy, “we had a spelling contest in school today, and I...
What do you call a blonde lesbian?
What do you call a blonde lesbian? A waste.
He’s a real fun guy [fungi]
|Heard on a radio station.What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?”He’s...
Signs You’re from New York
You say “the city” and expect everyone to know that this means Manhattan. You...
Is It Serious?
Patient: Tell me, doctor. Is it serious? Doctor: Well, I wouldn’t advise you to...
Wrong Diagnosis
A man was walking along a sidewalk in a very gentle manner, almost as...