One of the life’s mysteries
One of the life’s mysteries is how a two pound box of candy can...
See Model Home
Real estate man: Would you like to see a model home?Man: I sure would,...
Software Development Process
Software Development Process1) Order the T-shirts for the Development team2) Announce availability3) Write the...
Blue Elephants
1. How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun.2. How...
The first Jewish woman President is elected…
The first Jewish woman President is elected.She calls her Mother: “Mama, I’ve won the...
He Said – She Said
He Said…She Said:He said… I don’t know why you wear a bra; you’ve got...
Farts With Lumps
The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word ” definitely ” in a...
The talking peanut.
This guy goes into a bar and orders a beer. As he sits drinking,...
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Regardless of what you may hear, there’s still many women these days who are...
I\\\’m a Dustbin
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a dustbin. Psychiatrist: Don’t talk such rubbish!