Square Boobs
Q: Why do blondes have square boobs?A: Because they forgot to take the tissues...
Doctor, should I file my nails?
|Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.
Join A Club
The Yoko Club? – Oh no.The German philosophy club? – I. Kant.The Ford-Nixon club?...
La Machine
La Machine….vegetables…vvrrrrr…La Machine….fruits…vvrrrrr…La Machine….little children…No mommy, No!…vvrrrrr…La Machine.
Women’s Snappy Comebacks
Women’s Snappy Comebacks:Man: =”Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the...
Generous lawyer
A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation...
Real Police Stories.
The following are actual incidents reported…#1A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for...
Advice From Mom
A young lady came home and told her Mother that her boyfriend had proposed...
I.Q. of 50?
|What do you call a man with an I.Q. of 50?Gifted!
Same Aid
One way to live together and never have an argument is for both husband...