Good fortune
A man walks along a lonely beach. Suddenly he hears a deep voice: DIG...
Terrorist and PMS
What is the difference between a terrorist and a PMS woman?You can negotiate with...
Commiting suicide
A blonde and a brunette are living together. The brunette came home from work...
What is a Blondes favorite nursery rhyme?
What is a Blondes favorite nursery rhyme? Hump me dump me
Light and Hard
Whats the difference between light and hard???You can go to sleep with the light...
GRAVITY KILLS
|A 22-year-old Reston man was found dead yesterday after he tried to use accessory...
The Cat And the Milkman
Little Lucy went out into the garden and saw her cat Tiddles lying on...
Abe Lincoln
An older man wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phoney beard sat...
yo mama is so fat.. lost
Yo mama’s so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost
Newest ATM machines
|”The fees for withdrawing money from your ATM machines are expected to double, even...