Another costume
A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, “I’m going to acostume party,...
Why does an elephant have four feet?
Why does an elephant have four feet?Because it would look silly with six inches.
Clinton movie titles…
Some possible titles for the new Bill Clinton movie:Dial M for Monica Saving Clinton’s...
A Kind Lawyer
One afternoon, a lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he...
Tee Time!
A golfer was addressing his ball, getting ready to shoot.Just as he was about...
Phonebook Dilemma
Why are there no phone books in China?Because there are so many Wing’s and...
Orange and Banana
Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Orange!Orange who?Orange you...
Titantic and Clinton!
What is the difference between the Titantic and Bill Clinton?They know how many people...
Puns by the Pound!
Q: what did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?A: Hold on to your...
Messed up teeth
Your mama’s teeth are so messed up….i thought her tongue was in jail!