Miss Right
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was “Always.”
The Line
What’s long, black, and smells funny?The Welfare LINE!
Dump trucks and fat ladies!
A man and his son were traveling to the bank one Saturday morning when...
The results of the X-ray
|Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show?Doctor: Absolutely nothing!
Alter Your Course!
This is an actual radio conversation released by the Chief of NavalOperations, 10-10-95, MSG#H0000115020ecb52EMHS...
Two Irish friends
|Two Irish friends greeted each other while waiting their turn at the bank window....
Buying from a store
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Tuns of Puns! Part II
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? From a catalog.How you get down from...
A burglar is in big trouble
|A burglar has just made it into the house he’s intending ransacking, and he’s...
Green Circles
A woman goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor, I’ve got a bit of...